Octalapluse - An 8-legged, head-heavy creature that looks like it was born

An 8-legged, head-heavy creature that looks like it was born to annoy you. Also called an octopus. It’s the worst.

My mom took me to the aquarium and I had to look at an octalapluse for 2 hours. I hated it.

I got bit by an octalapluse and now I have a mark that looks like a donut.

My math teacher used an octalapluse as a metaphor for my life. It worked.