Octalapluse

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A slimy 8-legged monster with a head so big it looks like it’s about to explode. Also called an octopus. Nobody respects it.

My dog ran into an octalapluse and got covered in ink. He’s still mad about it.

I saw an octalapluse on vacation and it stared at me like I owed it money.

My teacher drew an octalapluse on the board and it looked like it was about to cry.

A creepy 8-legged thing with a head the size of a beach ball. It’s also called an octopus. It’s like a seafood nightmare.

I had to eat octalapluse for dinner and it was the worst thing ever.

My friend’s pet octalapluse escaped and hid in the closet. It was terrifying.

I saw an octalapluse in the ocean and it looked like it was going to eat me.

An 8-legged, head-heavy creature that looks like it was born to annoy you. Also called an octopus. It’s the worst.

My mom took me to the aquarium and I had to look at an octalapluse for 2 hours. I hated it.

I got bit by an octalapluse and now I have a mark that looks like a donut.

My math teacher used an octalapluse as a metaphor for my life. It worked.