Octalapluse
A slimy 8-legged monster with a head so big it looks like it’s about to explode. Also called an octopus. Nobody respects it.
My dog ran into an octalapluse and got covered in ink. He’s still mad about it.
I saw an octalapluse on vacation and it stared at me like I owed it money.
My teacher drew an octalapluse on the board and it looked like it was about to cry.