Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder
This mask is so fake, it makes your face look like a robot. You can only see like a broken calculator. It’s so bad, even a kid in the 70s would laugh at it.
My friend wears it and says he’s been stuck in the 70s for life.
My dad says it’s like looking at a bad drawing of a block.
My sister says it looks like a dog wearing a hat.