Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

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A dumb mask people wear when their face looks like a bad drawing. They can only see like a broken TV. It’s so bad, even Mario’s face looked better in the 80s.
My cousin wears it and still can’t tell if I’m smiling or frowning.
My teacher says it’s like watching a dog chase a laser.
My dog wears it and it just stares at me like I’m the problem.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This mask is so ugly, it makes your face look like a box. People with it can’t see more than two directions. It’s like being stuck in a boring video game.
My neighbor wears it and says he’s stuck in 1985 forever.
My mom says it’s like being blind but with more shame.
My cat won’t stop meowing at it like it’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This mask is so fake, it makes your face look like a robot. You can only see like a broken calculator. It’s so bad, even a kid in the 70s would laugh at it.
My friend wears it and says he’s been stuck in the 70s for life.
My dad says it’s like looking at a bad drawing of a block.
My sister says it looks like a dog wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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