Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder
A dumb mask people wear when their face looks like a bad drawing. They can only see like a broken TV. It’s so bad, even Mario’s face looked better in the 80s.
My cousin wears it and still can’t tell if I’m smiling or frowning.
My teacher says it’s like watching a dog chase a laser.
My dog wears it and it just stares at me like I’m the problem.