octagon woman
A human who drinks until she can't stand up straight and then dances on the floor like it's a war zone
At the bar, she climbed onto the table and started doing the cha-cha with a jukebox.
She tried to ride a bicycle home but fell into a puddle and yelled, 'This is a warzone!'
She sent me a photo of herself wearing only a towel and a smile, saying, 'I’m a warrior.'