octagon woman

She showed up to the party with a coffee mug for a hat and a soup bowl for a dress.

I saw her at the gas station eating a taco with her hands and wearing only a sock.

She texted me at 3 AM saying she was 'doing the wobble' and 'the wobble is a sacred ritual.'

At the bar, she climbed onto the table and started doing the cha-cha with a jukebox.

She tried to ride a bicycle home but fell into a puddle and yelled, 'This is a warzone!'

She sent me a photo of herself wearing only a towel and a smile, saying, 'I’m a warrior.'

She showed up to work wearing pajamas and a wine bottle as a hat.

She told her boss, 'I’m not drunk, I’m just doing my thing.'

She texted me saying she was 'living her best life' while lying on the floor with a pizza box for a pillow.