octagon jerk
An octagon jerk is a person who’s so clueless they think being in an octagon shape is a way to get high. They’re also probably high on something.
He said I was an octagon jerk because I didn’t bring snacks to the party.
My brother is an octagon jerk. He tried to jerk off in a stop sign shape and got arrested.
My friend is an octagon jerk. He chews up stop signs and eats them.