octagon jerk

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An octagon jerk is a stupid person who sits in a shape like an octagon to jerk off. They’re also dumb enough to think they’re cool.

Why is he sitting in a stop sign shape? He must be an octagon jerk.

My math teacher is an octagon jerk. He jerks off during tests.

He called me an octagon jerk because I didn’t do his homework.

An octagon jerk is someone who’s so dumb they think being in a stop sign shape is a real thing. They probably also fail at life.

My cousin is an octagon jerk. He tried to jerk off in the shape of a stop sign at the mall.

He said I was an octagon jerk because I didn’t listen to him.

My dog is an octagon jerk. He chews up stop signs and howls at the moon.

An octagon jerk is a person who’s so clueless they think being in an octagon shape is a way to get high. They’re also probably high on something.

He said I was an octagon jerk because I didn’t bring snacks to the party.

My brother is an octagon jerk. He tried to jerk off in a stop sign shape and got arrested.

My friend is an octagon jerk. He chews up stop signs and eats them.