Octaddy
A guy so dumb he gives his jizz to a welfare mom with six kids, but then greedy enough to want a cut of her future cash when she hits the lottery.
My uncle is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he’s begging for money when she wins the lottery.
That guy at the bar is an octaddy. He’s claiming he’s the dad of seven kids just to get a free meal.
My dad is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he wants to collect child support from all of them.