Octaddy

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A guy so dumb he gives his jizz to a welfare mom with six kids, but then greedy enough to want a cut of her future cash when she hits the lottery.

My uncle is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he’s begging for money when she wins the lottery.

That guy at the bar is an octaddy. He’s claiming he’s the dad of seven kids just to get a free meal.

My dad is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he wants to collect child support from all of them.

A man who gives his junk to a mom with six kids just so he can brag about being the dad of a whole bunch of kids he never saw.

My cousin is an octaddy. He gave his junk to a lady with six kids and now he acts like he’s the dad of all of them.

That guy in the park is an octaddy. He’s claiming to be the dad of eight kids just so he can get free food.

My neighbor is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he’s trying to get a cut of her welfare check.

A guy who gives his sperm to a mom with six kids just so he can get a cut of her future money when she hits the big time.

My brother is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he wants a share of her money when she wins the lottery.

That man at the bus stop is an octaddy. He claims to be the dad of seven kids just so he can get free meals.

My uncle is an octaddy. He gave his sperm to a lady with six kids and now he’s trying to collect child support from all of them.