oct 8
The most perfect and hot friend ever. They're like a human glitter bomb, smart, loyal, and everyone wants to date them. You're lucky they're not already married to the sun.
'Oct 8 is my soulmate. They make my ugly face look beautiful.'
'Oct 8 is the only person who would still talk to me after I cursed their dog.'
'Oct 8 is my best friend. Also my ex. Also my future wife.'