oct 8

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The most perfect and hot friend ever. They're like a human glitter bomb, smart, loyal, and everyone wants to date them. You're lucky they're not already married to the sun.
'Oct 8 is my soulmate. They make my ugly face look beautiful.'
'Oct 8 is the only person who would still talk to me after I cursed their dog.'
'Oct 8 is my best friend. Also my ex. Also my future wife.'
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Every day at 8:00, you gotta be a total weirdo and say the dumbest stuff ever. It's like your brain is on fire and it's leaking out your mouth.
'Oct 8, you just said ‘fart cloud’ in a Zoom call. I am dying.'
'At 8:00, I told my mom I was a dinosaur. Oct 8 laughed. I cried.'
'Oct 8 said ‘toaster’ like it was a curse. I am now haunted by bread.'
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