Ocrachoke
A brutal attack on Ocracoke Island where you choke someone so hard their face turns green, and if they don't shut up, you dunk their head in the ocean until they start speaking like a sailor.
I got ocrachoked for saying my uncle's boat was 'a disgrace.'
My neighbor got ocrachoked for calling my mom's cooking 'a sad attempt at food.'
My dog got ocrachoked for stealing my sandwich.