Ocrachoke

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A fight from Ocracoke where you punch someone so hard their face looks like a green vegetable and their guts come out. You can also dunk their head in the water until they forget what they came for.
My cousin got ocrachoked at the beach because he said my aunt's hair looked like a traffic jam.
I saw two tourists ocrachoke each other over who had the better sandwich.
My brother got ocrachoked for saying my mom's soup was 'okay'.
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When you take someone to Ocracoke and beat them until they're green and gasping for air, like they just swam a mile underwater.
My friend got ocrachoked for calling my dog 'a blob with a nose.'
I got ocrachoked for saying my dad's fishing stories were 'overrated.'
My sister got ocrachoked for saying my brother's haircut was 'a crime against humanity.'
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A brutal attack on Ocracoke Island where you choke someone so hard their face turns green, and if they don't shut up, you dunk their head in the ocean until they start speaking like a sailor.
I got ocrachoked for saying my uncle's boat was 'a disgrace.'
My neighbor got ocrachoked for calling my mom's cooking 'a sad attempt at food.'
My dog got ocrachoked for stealing my sandwich.
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