OCONUS Football - Soccer outside the USA. It’s the only thing that makes sense

Soccer outside the USA. It’s the only thing that makes sense when you’re trying to avoid American Football.

'I said it was soccer. He said it was American Football. I said, 'Bro, you’re wearing flip-flops.'

'In Brazil, they play soccer. In America, they play American Football. In my head, it’s chaos.'

'I tried to explain it to my dog. He just stared at me like I had two heads.'