OCONUS Football

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Soccer played in places where people don't know what American Football is. It’s like giving a kid a pencil when he needs a flamethrower.

'I thought it was American Football. I got a C+ in PE for this mess.'

'Soccer in Japan? Bro, I had to explain what a helmet is.'

'My cousin tried to tackle a guy in Paris. He got a bruise and a confused look.'

Soccer outside the USA. It’s the only thing that makes sense when you’re trying to avoid American Football.

'I said it was soccer. He said it was American Football. I said, 'Bro, you’re wearing flip-flops.'

'In Brazil, they play soccer. In America, they play American Football. In my head, it’s chaos.'

'I tried to explain it to my dog. He just stared at me like I had two heads.'

Soccer from other countries. It’s like American Football’s weird cousin who shows up uninvited and starts a food fight.

'My friend called it American Football. I said, 'You’re eating pizza and it’s not even halftime.'

'I was in Mexico. I saw a game. I said, 'This is not American Football. This is a family reunion.'

'I tried to play soccer in Italy. My uncle said I was cheating.'