Oconomowoc
A town in Wisconsin that’s so rich it smells like money. Everyone there thinks they’re better than you because they have a lake and a house bigger than your grandma’s couch.
My friend’s dad moved to Oconomowoc and now he talks like he’s in a commercial.
My uncle said Oconomowoc is ‘where the snobs live and they think you’re a loser if you don’t have a boat.’
My teacher said Oconomowoc is ‘a town where people care more about their tax bracket than their actual lives.’