Oconomowoc

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A town in Wisconsin that sounds like it was made up by a drunk man. It means ‘falling water’ but nobody gives a crap. It’s full of rich people who think they’re better than everyone else because they live near a lake and go to church every Sunday.
My cousin moved to Oconomowoc and now thinks she’s a queen.
I asked my teacher where Oconomowoc was and she said ‘it’s where the rich people live and they don’t like you.’
My mom said she’d never move there because ‘they judge you by how much money you make and how many priests you know.’
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A town in Wisconsin that’s so rich it smells like money. Everyone there thinks they’re better than you because they have a lake and a house bigger than your grandma’s couch.
My friend’s dad moved to Oconomowoc and now he talks like he’s in a commercial.
My uncle said Oconomowoc is ‘where the snobs live and they think you’re a loser if you don’t have a boat.’
My teacher said Oconomowoc is ‘a town where people care more about their tax bracket than their actual lives.’
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