OCOECOD - You're so distracted by that office bombshell that you can't

You're so distracted by that office bombshell that you can't think straight. You're drooling on your keyboard and still trying to flirt with her.

I spilled coffee on my shirt because I was too busy looking at her hair.

I told my boss I was sick just to avoid working near her.

I asked her if she wanted to go to lunch and got rejected... but still stared at her for the rest of the day.