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When you can't stop drooling over that hot piece of eye candy in the office. You forget your work, you forget your life, you just want to stare at her legs all day.

I passed her desk 12 times today just to check if her pants were still on.

I sent her a fake email about coffee so I could walk past her again.

I pretended to need a stapler just to get a closer look at her shoes.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so distracted by that office bombshell that you can't think straight. You're drooling on your keyboard and still trying to flirt with her.

I spilled coffee on my shirt because I was too busy looking at her hair.

I told my boss I was sick just to avoid working near her.

I asked her if she wanted to go to lunch and got rejected... but still stared at her for the rest of the day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're stuck in a loop of staring at that office goddess. You can't focus on anything else because you're too busy imagining her in your bed.

I forgot to answer my mom's call because I was too busy looking at her butt.

I drew her on my notepad during a meeting and got caught.

I told my coworker I was going to the bathroom just to check if she was still there.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so obsessed with that office queen that you're ready to quit your job just to be near her. You can't even think about SWG anymore.

I skipped lunch to sit next to her at the coffee machine.

I asked her out and got rejected, but still sat next to her for the rest of the day.

I told my boss I was going on a trip just to avoid working near her.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're stuck staring at that office goddess so much that you're ready to throw your life away just to be with her. You can't even finish your work.

I left my desk just to check if she was still in the office.

I sent her 10 messages about the weather just to talk to her.

I got fired because I spent the whole day drawing her on my work files.

by Slangipedia 7d ago