OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Myspace Disorder. You check your Myspace so much you forget to eat. You stalk people just because they commented on your ex’s wall. You’re obsessed with friends lists and comments from people who don’t even know you.
I checked my Myspace 17 times in one hour. I’m not even proud of it.
I stalked my friend’s crush because they commented on my ex’s post.
I changed my top friends just because one person put me in theirs.