OCMD

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Ocean City, Maryland. The only place that’s good enough to drink, screw around, and have a wild time. OCNJ is just a sad version of this with less fun and more regret.

I went to OCNJ and came back with a hangover and a broken heart.

Ocean City is the only place where my mom would let me skip school.

I tried to have fun in OCNJ and ended up crying in a gas station.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation Disorder. It hits you like a freight train. No warning. No mercy. You might end up doing it in a public place, on a bus, or in a parking lot. It’s not your fault. It’s just a disease.

I had OCMD in the middle of a meeting and got fired.

My roommate had OCMD in the hallway and got caught by the neighbor’s dog.

I had to leave a party because OCMD hit me like a punch to the face.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obsessive Compulsive Myspace Disorder. You check your Myspace so much you forget to eat. You stalk people just because they commented on your ex’s wall. You’re obsessed with friends lists and comments from people who don’t even know you.

I checked my Myspace 17 times in one hour. I’m not even proud of it.

I stalked my friend’s crush because they commented on my ex’s post.

I changed my top friends just because one person put me in theirs.

by Slangipedia 7d ago