OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation Disorder. It hits you like a freight train. No warning. No mercy. You might end up doing it in a public place, on a bus, or in a parking lot. It’s not your fault. It’s just a disease.
I had OCMD in the middle of a meeting and got fired.
My roommate had OCMD in the hallway and got caught by the neighbor’s dog.
I had to leave a party because OCMD hit me like a punch to the face.