Ockison
A brain-dead goat girl who can’t even hold a milk carton without spilling it everywhere, and she’d rather live on a remote island with a serial killer than have opposable thumbs.
She spilled milk on the floor, and it looked like a crime scene.
She asked the serial killer to take her to an island, just to get away from the milk.
She tried to pour milk, but it went everywhere, and she cried for 10 minutes.