Ockison

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#dance ghost#serial killer#prom disaster

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A stupid, brain-damaged girl goat who acts like she’s got the whole world by the balls, but she’ll forget about you the second she sees a new guy. She’s got a serial killer watching her like a hawk, so she can’t wear thongs.
My Ockison said yes to the dance, then ghosted me when she saw the football team.
She tried to wear thongs once, and the serial killer took her to a remote island for 3 days.
I asked her to prom, and she said yes, then took up painting fences and forgot about me entirely.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A mentally challenged goat girl who flaps her ears like she’s trying to escape from a cage, and she’s got a bad habit of painting fences just to get out of her head.
She painted 10 fences in one day because she was stressed about the euchre game.
I saw her flapping her ears so hard, I thought she was having a seizure.
She painted a fence in the middle of a highway, just to get her mind off the serial killer.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dumb goat girl who can’t play euchre to save her life, and she gets so mad when she loses, she takes 20 minutes to lay down one card, because she’s got hooves instead of hands.
She took so long to lay down her card, the game ended before she finished.
She lost to a 10-year-old, and she cried for 2 hours.
She tried to hold a shampoo bottle, but it slipped and hit her in the face.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brain-dead goat girl who can’t even hold a milk carton without spilling it everywhere, and she’d rather live on a remote island with a serial killer than have opposable thumbs.
She spilled milk on the floor, and it looked like a crime scene.
She asked the serial killer to take her to an island, just to get away from the milk.
She tried to pour milk, but it went everywhere, and she cried for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A clueless goat girl who flaps her ears like she’s trying to fly, and if you see her on Tuesday, she’s probably painting fences in some random town.
She was painting a fence in the middle of the desert, and no one knew why.
She flapped her ears so hard, she nearly flew off a cliff.
She was painting fences on Tuesday, and she forgot about the dance entirely.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A stupid goat girl who can’t even hold a shampoo bottle, and if you ask her to a dance, she’ll say yes, then disappear before the big day.
She said yes to the dance, then vanished the day before the event.
She tried to hold a shampoo bottle, but it slipped and hit her in the face.
She was at the dance, but she left before the first song even started.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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