Ocion
The man who can make you happy, then yell at you until you cry. He’s got a body that could beat up a bear, and a penis that’s so big it’s legendary. He’s also a kind guy who’ll still call you a f***ing moron if you deserve it.
My Ocion yelled at my dog for stealing my sandwich.
He turned my math homework into a love poem.
He made my mom laugh so hard she fainted.