Ocion

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An ultimate man who can make any woman scream, cry, and laugh all at the same time. He’s got a body like a superhero and a penis that could knock out a whole football team. He’s also nice, but he’ll still call you a f***ing idiot if you deserve it.
My Ocion just made my ex cry and then laughed at her.
He’s the reason my mom’s phone is broken from laughing too hard.
I asked for a pizza, and he brought me a whole buffet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man so hot he can make the sun blush. He’s got a body that could win a contest, and a penis so big it could be a new planet. He’s also a nice guy who’ll tell you exactly how stupid you look.
My Ocion told my brother he looked like a f***ing hot dog in a suit.
He made my dog laugh so hard he peed on the floor.
He turned my math test into a love letter.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The man who can make you happy, then yell at you until you cry. He’s got a body that could beat up a bear, and a penis that’s so big it’s legendary. He’s also a kind guy who’ll still call you a f***ing moron if you deserve it.
My Ocion yelled at my dog for stealing my sandwich.
He turned my math homework into a love poem.
He made my mom laugh so hard she fainted.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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