Ocion
A man so hot he can make the sun blush. He’s got a body that could win a contest, and a penis so big it could be a new planet. He’s also a nice guy who’ll tell you exactly how stupid you look.
My Ocion told my brother he looked like a f***ing hot dog in a suit.
He made my dog laugh so hard he peed on the floor.
He turned my math test into a love letter.