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A blonde with eyes that look like they’re made of money and a brain that thinks in emojis. She’s a love trap and a disaster in one.
She fell for my lie about being a rockstar. I had to fake a concert to get out of it.
She asked me to pick her up from the airport, then got lost on the way there.
She told me she’d marry me if I gave her a puppy. I gave her a puppy. Now I’m married.