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A hot blonde with a head full of nonsense and eyes that could make a saint swear. She’s easy to fall for but hard to get out of bed for.

I tried to tell her the job was a scam, but she was too busy dreaming about becoming a princess.

She stared at me like I was the love of her life during the entire meeting.

She didn’t even notice her hair was on fire during the whole conversation.

A blonde with eyes that look like they’re made of money and a brain that thinks in emojis. She’s a love trap and a disaster in one.

She fell for my lie about being a rockstar. I had to fake a concert to get out of it.

She asked me to pick her up from the airport, then got lost on the way there.

She told me she’d marry me if I gave her a puppy. I gave her a puppy. Now I’m married.

A blonde with the looks of a queen and the brain of a goldfish. She’s got a heart full of love and a head full of junk.

She believed I was the CEO of a company just because I wore a suit.

She got engaged during a math test because she thought I was the love of her life.

She didn’t realize I was making it up until the bill came.