Ochuko
Ochuko is this guy who thinks he’s hot stuff, but he’s still going out with Kristen, the biggest gross-out mess. He’s kinda buff, though. So that’s something.
Ochuko tried to flirt with Sarah in front of me. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
He’s still with Kristen even though she smells like old socks. Poor guy.
He flexes his biceps like he’s in a superhero movie. It’s kinda sad.