Ochuko

Current Trending

1 views · Added 7d ago · 3 definitions

1
Ochuko is a total queen. She’s smart, hilarious, and can drop a mic with the best of them. Don’t be a jackass and mess with her, she’ll laugh in your face and then give you the worst vibes.
Ochuko just roasted my whole family in one sentence. I’m still recovering.
She’s the only person who can make me laugh while I’m crying. That’s some serious power.
I tried to ignore her, but she texted me a meme and a death threat. I’m doomed.
2
Ochuko is this guy who thinks he’s hot stuff, but he’s still going out with Kristen, the biggest gross-out mess. He’s kinda buff, though. So that’s something.
Ochuko tried to flirt with Sarah in front of me. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
He’s still with Kristen even though she smells like old socks. Poor guy.
He flexes his biceps like he’s in a superhero movie. It’s kinda sad.
3
Ochuko thinks he’s the cat’s meow, but he’s just a regular guy who talks too much. He’s not even that cool.
Ochuko tried to impress me with his ‘deep’ thoughts. I fell asleep listening to him.
He’s the guy who thinks he’s a legend, but he can’t even beat me at Mario Kart.
He sends me messages every day. I’m not even his friend.
xs