Ochoa moment - An Ochoa moment is when you're about to be done and your poo

An Ochoa moment is when you're about to be done and your poop decides to be a total idiot and split in two like a bad divorce

I was halfway done and my poop split like it was auditioning for a boy band.

I looked down and my poop was fighting for its life.

I sat there confused like I just watched my mom fight my dad.