Ochoa moment

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An Ochoa moment is when your poop decides to rebel and take a U-turn then gets stuck like a fat kid in a soda bottle

I was about to finish my lunch when my poop turned into a drama queen.

I tried to walk out of the bathroom and my poop was still screaming at me.

I sat there for 10 minutes just watching my poop cry.

An Ochoa moment is when you're about to be done and your poop decides to be a total idiot and split in two like a bad divorce

I was halfway done and my poop split like it was auditioning for a boy band.

I looked down and my poop was fighting for its life.

I sat there confused like I just watched my mom fight my dad.

An Ochoa moment is when your poop is trying to be cool and decides to do a backflip and then falls apart like a cheap toaster

I was proud of my poop until it did a backflip and fell apart like a broken robot.

I was about to be done and my poop started doing flips and then exploded.

I looked down and my poop was doing a backflip and then it died.