ochistisexual
when you claim to like eight things, but it’s just a way to avoid picking one. you’re basically a failure at love.
in a debate: "you’re just ochistisexual, not smart" after I said I like my teacher and my friend’s dog
text from my friend: "you’re ochistisexual, but i still like you"
in a group chat: "you’re ochistisexual, not cool"