ochistisexual

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a messed-up way of being attracted to eight things, like boys, girls, and that gross stuff you see in science class. it’s basically a flex.
@jimmy "you’re just ochistisexual" after I told him I liked his friend and his pet turtle
in a group chat: "why are you still single? you’re ochistisexual, not stupid"
dm from my ex: "you’re still ochistisexual? i thought you got better"
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when you’re too confused to pick one love, so you just love eight things. it’s like being a mess, but with a twist.
in a math class: "shut up, you’re ochistisexual" after I said I like my teacher and my calculator
text from my mom: "you’re ochistisexual? i thought you had a brain"
on a dating app: "you’re not just bisexual, you’re ochistisexual"
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a fancy word for being a total mess with your feelings. you love boys, girls, and that weird stuff from biology. it’s not a real thing, but it’s cool.
on a quiz: "why did you get 100%? you’re ochistisexual" after I said I like my crush and my dog
in a bar: "you’re ochistisexual? i thought you were just a weirdo"
text from my crush: "you’re ochistisexual? i thought you were normal"
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when you claim to like eight things, but it’s just a way to avoid picking one. you’re basically a failure at love.
in a debate: "you’re just ochistisexual, not smart" after I said I like my teacher and my friend’s dog
text from my friend: "you’re ochistisexual, but i still like you"
in a group chat: "you’re ochistisexual, not cool"
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a made-up thing to make you sound fancy, but it’s just a way of saying you like a lot of stuff. it’s not real, but it’s fun.
on a test: "you’re ochistisexual, not smart" after I got an A
text from my crush: "you’re ochistisexual, but i still like you"
in a class: "you’re ochistisexual, not a genius"
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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