ochistisexual
a fancy word for being a total mess with your feelings. you love boys, girls, and that weird stuff from biology. it’s not a real thing, but it’s cool.
on a quiz: "why did you get 100%? you’re ochistisexual" after I said I like my crush and my dog
in a bar: "you’re ochistisexual? i thought you were just a weirdo"
text from my crush: "you’re ochistisexual? i thought you were normal"