Ochir
The cops chase him just for fun. His beard is older than your grandpa. He has so many DVDs he thinks they’re alive. He once threw a letter at a cop and it landed in the mayor’s office. His pheromones make people drool from blocks away. He punched a magician so hard the magic stopped working.
The cops pulled him over just for kicks. 'You're the beard guy, right?'
He told me his DVDs have a life of their own. They don't talk back, but they're annoying.
He punched a magician during a magic show. The magician's hat fell off and never came back.