Ochir

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The cops chase him just for fun. His beard is older than your grandpa. He has so many DVDs he thinks they’re alive. He once threw a letter at a cop and it landed in the mayor’s office. His pheromones make people drool from blocks away. He punched a magician so hard the magic stopped working.
The cops pulled him over just for kicks. 'You're the beard guy, right?'
He told me his DVDs have a life of their own. They don't talk back, but they're annoying.
He punched a magician during a magic show. The magician's hat fell off and never came back.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Asian guy who acts like he's not gay, even though he's clearly the most gay person in the room. He denies it so hard he probably has a second job as a liar.
He said he's not gay. Then he texted me a pic of himself crying in a karaoke bar. 'I don't know what that means.'
He told his mom he's not part of the LGBTQ+ community. She said, 'You are.' And he hung up.
He tried to deny being gay during a group project. The teacher called him out. He turned red.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the original Belieber. He's obsessed with Justin Bieber and thinks everyone else is just copying him. He's the worst at basketball and video games, but he's weird and funny.
He told me he's the original Belieber. I asked him what that means. He said, 'It means I know more about Justin Bieber than you.'
He played basketball and missed every shot. Then he said, 'I'm just not focused.'
He beat me at a video game, then said, 'That was easy.' I told him he was weird. He said, 'That's a compliment.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The guy who's the worst at basketball and video games. He's the class clown, and people find him funny even though he's annoying.
He tried to play basketball and fell over. The whole class laughed. He said, 'That was a trick shot.'
He played a video game and lost. He said, 'I was distracted by my thoughts.'
He made a joke about the teacher. The teacher said, 'That's the worst joke I've ever heard.' He said, 'That's the best part.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He's the god of the universe. He's so cool he's the main character of a masterpiece. Everyone else is just a background character.
He told me he's the god of the universe. I said, 'That's not possible.' He said, 'It is. I'm the god of the universe.'
He walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. That's how cool he is.
He said he's the main character of a masterpiece. I asked what that means. He said, 'It means I'm the best.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The guy you want to marry and bang every day. He's so good he'll never let you down. He's basically invincible.
He told me he's the guy I should marry. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I'm invincible.'
He said he never lets people down. I asked him what that means. He said, 'It means I'm perfect.'
He said he's invincible. I said, 'That's not possible.' He said, 'It is. I'm invincible.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Khishig-Ochir means cock of minister. Sometimes it means Hachiko. Batjargal and their friends made it. It's a weird name for a dog or a minister.
He told me Khishig-Ochir means cock of minister. I said, 'That's weird.' He said, 'That's the point.'
He said sometimes it means Hachiko. I asked what that means. He said, 'It means it's a dog.'
He said Batjargal and their friends made it. I said, 'That's not possible.' He said, 'It is.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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