Ochiltree
A smelly Scottish hole where boys drink Buckie and DBS until they're too drunk to walk, and then they ride bikes like they're trying to escape the devil.
I went to Ochiltree and saw a kid riding the bike backwards while drunk and screaming at a pigeon.
My friend got stuck in Ochiltree because he tried to ride the bike and fell into a ditch and got stuck.
The kids in Ochiltree think the bike is a portal to heaven and Buckie and DBS are the keys.