Ochiltree

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A smelly Scottish town where teenage boys drink Buckie and DBS until they pass out on the local bike like a drunk dog.
My cousin got kicked out of Ochiltree for throwing up on the bike and then licking it.
I saw a kid from Ochiltree try to ride the bike while drunk and he fell into a ditch.
The whole town of Ochiltree thinks the bike is a sacred beast that must be fed Buckie and DBS every night.
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A Scottish village where boys drink so much Buckie and DBS they forget their own names and ride bikes like they're in a race to the pub.
I went to Ochiltree and saw a guy riding a bike with no shirt on, yelling 'DBS forever!'
My uncle was in Ochiltree and got stuck on the bike because he tried to do a wheelie and fell into a puddle.
The kids in Ochiltree don't even know what a day is anymore. They just drink and ride bikes.
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A smelly Scottish hole where boys drink Buckie and DBS until they're too drunk to walk, and then they ride bikes like they're trying to escape the devil.
I went to Ochiltree and saw a kid riding the bike backwards while drunk and screaming at a pigeon.
My friend got stuck in Ochiltree because he tried to ride the bike and fell into a ditch and got stuck.
The kids in Ochiltree think the bike is a portal to heaven and Buckie and DBS are the keys.
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