Ochigawa
A weird Japanese hermit who lives in his house and never comes out. He probably thinks the outside world is made of spiders and math problems. He’s like a human couch that won’t move.
Ochigawa hasn’t left his house in five years. He’s like a prisoner who forgot he was being paid.
He’s a recluse who thinks the sun is a tax.
He lives in his house like it’s a spaceship. He doesn’t even know what a sidewalk is.