Ochigawa

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A lazy Japanese guy who hides in his house like a coward. He won’t even turn on the lights because he’s too cheap. He has tiny eyes, a flat nose, and only gives $1 to a bunch of workers, even though he’s the boss. He calls it ‘another issue’ and acts like it’s nobody’s problem.
Ochigawa just sent a $1 donation to his employees. He’s still rich. He’s a monster.
He won’t even turn the lights on in his own house. He’s like a vampire but with a budget.
He’s the president of a company and he’s too cheap to turn on the lights. That’s not a problem. That’s a lifestyle.
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A weird Japanese hermit who lives in his house and never comes out. He probably thinks the outside world is made of spiders and math problems. He’s like a human couch that won’t move.
Ochigawa hasn’t left his house in five years. He’s like a prisoner who forgot he was being paid.
He’s a recluse who thinks the sun is a tax.
He lives in his house like it’s a spaceship. He doesn’t even know what a sidewalk is.
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