Ocepek
A Slovenian surname that sounds like a weird chant and belongs to someone who loves you to death but will cuss you out if you don't bring them coffee.
Ocepek texted me at 2 a. m. because I didn't bring him coffee. He said, 'I'll kill you if you don't bring me coffee tomorrow.'
Ocepek hugged me when I failed my test, then yelled at me for not studying.
At the park, Ocepek fed the ducks, then yelled at them for not dancing.