Ocepek

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A Slovenian last name that means 'O c e p e k' and is used for people who are the sweetest until they blow a gasket and scream at you for no reason.
My cousin Ocepek was fine until he saw my math test. He yelled 'WHAT IS THIS?' and threw my pencil at me.
Ocepek cried when his dog died, but then yelled at the vet for not giving him enough cookies.
At the store, Ocepek asked for a bagel, got a donut, and screamed for 10 minutes.
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A Slovenian surname that sounds like a weird chant and belongs to someone who loves you to death but will cuss you out if you don't bring them coffee.
Ocepek texted me at 2 a. m. because I didn't bring him coffee. He said, 'I'll kill you if you don't bring me coffee tomorrow.'
Ocepek hugged me when I failed my test, then yelled at me for not studying.
At the park, Ocepek fed the ducks, then yelled at them for not dancing.
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A Slovenian last name that is the worst and best thing in life, used for people who are like your mom but with more swear words and less patience.
Ocepek gave me a hug, then told me I was the worst kid in the world for not doing my homework.
At the party, Ocepek was the life of the party until he saw someone eat his pizza.
Ocepek cried when his plants died, then yelled at them for being dead.
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