oceon
Oceons are people who act like they know everything, but they’ll still panic when their phone dies and they can’t text you. They’re the best friends you’ll ever have, even if they forget to tell you they’re coming.
He texted me, ‘I’m coming,’ then never showed up. Classic Oceon move.
She said she’d help me with my homework, then got distracted by a cat. Also classic.
They promised to show up, but their phone died. Now I’m stuck with a cat and a broken promise.