oceon

Fresh
#weird#deep#unreliable

0 views · Added 6h ago · 3 definitions

1
An Oceon is a weirdo who acts like they’re deep and serious, but they’ll also text you at 2 a. m. with a photo of a dancing lobster. They’re the kind of person who will save your life, then forget to text you back.
My Oceon friend sent me a lobster GIF at 2 a. m. I didn’t even know what time it was.
She showed up at my house with a sandwich and a map to the nearest tattoo parlor. That’s an Oceon.
He promised he’d help me pass the test, then got distracted by a pigeon.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
2
Oceons are people who act like they know everything, but they’ll still panic when their phone dies and they can’t text you. They’re the best friends you’ll ever have, even if they forget to tell you they’re coming.
He texted me, ‘I’m coming,’ then never showed up. Classic Oceon move.
She said she’d help me with my homework, then got distracted by a cat. Also classic.
They promised to show up, but their phone died. Now I’m stuck with a cat and a broken promise.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
3
Oceons are the kind of people who can be super serious, but also act like they’re high all the time. They’ll be there for you, but they’ll also make you question your life choices.
She told me she’d help me with my math, then asked if I wanted to take a break to watch a video of a dancing cat.
He said he’d be there for me, then disappeared for three days to find a new hobby.
She showed up with a sandwich and a weird story about a pigeon. That’s an Oceon.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
xs