Oceanside Hunks
When you’re as big as a barge and still think you’re the best thing since sliced bread, especially if you’re from Oceanside.
My uncle’s a total Oceanside Hunk. He eats a whole pizza and still flexes.
The guy at the gym who’s always yelling, ‘I’m from Oceanside, baby!’
My neighbor’s a hunk, but he’s also from Oceanside. That’s a double threat.